Nate: ...And a hammock? [chuckling]
Me: [blank stare] what
Nate: That is so stupid. I'm LOOKING at it. It's RIGHT here. This hammock.
Me: Oh. That hammock.
Nate: [laughing]: Because of course there also needed to be a hammock.
Me: Well only because I haven't found the unicorn yet.
Nate: [blank stare]
Nate: Of course.
Because I totally must have known this was going to happen:
yeah, that was a sofa. I swear.
So! Good thing I had a hammock to console myself with and drown my sorrows in. Totally.